we go to target yesterday. we are walking the aisles and Gummy Bear says [in a very loud toddler voice so everyone in the store can hear]
Mommy, you have to change me, I have poooooopies!he then continues to walk like he's riding a hippo. i walk over and check his pants...no poo, just super soaked. what to do? what to do? we are almost finished shopping so i decide to take off his pull up and let him go commando. i try my best to camoflage what I am about to do. meanwhile, my hubby quickly walks down another aisle so when the target employees tackle me, he won't be identified. i take off the pull up and to my horror, CLEAN UP ON AISLE 10!!!!!! poopies roll out onto the floor. i look up and hubby is peeking around the corner and begins to laugh (nice, thanks for the help babe)! i quickly send my son running to Daddy. And I clean up the mess like it never happened. Then I go running....like security cameras can't follow me? thankfully, target has little trash cans all over the place. as we made our way to the check out, I kept waiting for some employee to make eye contact and give me a "look". we made it out of the store safe.
I'm pretty sure I've been red flagged by target staff.
yesterday was National Scrapbooking Day! I did get some scrapping done this weekend, which was super fun! Here are a couple layouts:



I also went to a really cool gardening fair! We bought a ton of plants at awesome prices! We will be making this an annual trip for sure. I plan to be outside gardening all day...yippee!!! have a wonderful day.
8 comments:
ROFLOLPIMP!!! Clean up at Leah's house please!
Carrie you always make me laugh!!
LOVE the layouts!!
That is a funny story! So who did you do that cool gardening fair with and those layouts? hehe! Loved that gardening fair - annual trip baby!
**ROFLOL!!! I can't say that I feel ya... but I could only imagine... cuz that's something that would happen to me. You handled it well that's for sure. Luv the layouts! Take a picture of the flowers you planted would luv to see them!
OMG!!!!!!!!! That is a TOOO funny story. Thanks for sharing!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...
BAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA
OK Sorry I am Laughing, you tell it so good...oh man, i can only imagine....You cannot be banned from Target's they are the BEST ROTFLMB!!!!! Love ya Sis!!!!!
Great Layouts you did over the weekend, such talent my friend =)
ROFLOLPIMP!!!
Oh my...I can just imagine this whole scene taking place...hilarous!
Love your LO too, especially about the kitchen one.
omg that is so funny:) love your layouts:)
ROTFLOLPIMPs!!!! Over the poop incident...Bwaahahahaha!!!LOVE it! hehehe, I can totally picture the whole thing too! LOL
And LOVE those creations too that you did...totally AWESOME!
Andddddd...one more thing...so cool buthe gardening fair too...my folks went too...good times!
Loves,
K
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